BoozyStockyards
Jan 2026

The Honky Tonk Gauntlet

Sweat and sawdust: a rite of passage through the dive bars of Northside.

The Stockyards can feel like a sanitized Western theme park if the wrong turns are made, but the Honky Tonk Gauntlet reclaims the neighborhood’s grit. This route transitions from the polished curation of Mule Alley to the sweat-slicked floors of Northside’s legitimate dives. The logic is simple: start with a high-proof cocktail to provide a baseline, then drop into the low-ceilinged rooms where the locals actually drink. By the time the route reaches the outskirts for late-night fuel, the tourist veneer has completely dissolved into authentic Cowtown culture. Beginning at Sidesaddle Saloon provides a necessary anchor. While it has recently earned accolades for its tapas Sidesaddle Saloon on Ins…, the play here is a stiff cocktail in a space that honors the frontier’s women rather than its sheriffs Best happy hours in Fort…. Moving from this refined start toward the Stockyard Saloon and Rodeo Exchange represents a descent into the true spirit of the district. These middle stops are where the rhythm of the city is found—not in a staged cattle drive, but in the shuffle of boots on sawdust and the crack of a break on a billiards table. The final leg involves a deliberate trek away from the neon glow of Exchange Avenue. Walking to J.B Junior Taqueria is the crucial palate cleanser before finishing at Billy Bob's. It provides a moment of stillness and salt before entering the world’s largest honky tonk. Ending at Billy Bob’s isn’t about the gift shop; it is about the massive scale of Texas entertainment, where the sheer volume of the crowd and the music creates a rite of passage that defines the Fort Worth experience.

What to Expect

Expect a mix of price points, from $15 craft cocktails at Sidesaddle to $4 domestic longnecks at local dives. The route involves nearly 2.5 miles of walking; while the central Stockyards are cobblestoned and dense, the walk toward the taqueria and back to Billy Bob's involves darker, less-manicured sidewalks. Dress code is 'Stockyards Casual'—denim and boots are the standard, though ‘fancy’ western wear fits in at the start. Billy Bob's requires a cover charge that varies by performer; buying GA tickets in advance is highly recommended to ensure entry during major concerts.

Route Overview

5 stops · 2.0 mi
2.5 mi
48 min
60
Walkability
WalkingDrivingTransit|HighModerateLow

The Route

1

Sidesaddle Saloon

60

"Kick off the gauntlet with a Madame Mustache cocktail, but grab a table early since the service can lag when the pre-rodeo crowd swarms in."

Sidesaddle Saloon
30-45 min3 min
3 min · 264 m60
2

Stockyard Saloon

60

"Walk through the swinging saloon doors for a cheap, cold beer and a round of pool; it’s a low-key dive that feels miles away from the tourist traps."

Stockyard Saloon
30-45 min3 min
3 min · 244 m58
3

Rodeo Exchange

58

"Skip the sidelines and jump into the mix; this is the best spot for people-watching the local dance styles, especially if you snag a spot near the Springhill Suites side."

Rodeo Exchange
30-45 min18 min
18 min · 0.9 mi60
4

J.B Junior Taqueria

60

"Skip the store-bought flautas and go straight for the tapatios divorciados—drench them in extra red sauce for that authentic Acuña border-town flavor."

J.B Junior Taqueria
30-45 min24 min
24 min · 1.3 mi62
5

Billy Bob's Texas

62

"Go early for GA tickets or you'll be staring at a wall, and stick to the bars near the entrance if you want a drink that actually has some kick."

Billy Bob's Texas
30-45 min10 min walk

Insider Knowledge

At Sidesaddle Saloon, order the Madame Mustache but skip the more complex food items if the room is more than half full; service times can spike during pre-rodeo rushes The Best 10 Restaurants…. When at Rodeo Exchange, gravitate toward the Springhill Suites side of the floor; the sightlines for people-watching the competitive two-steppers are superior there. For the most authentic late-night recovery, order the tapatios divorciados at J.B Junior Taqueria—the red sauce carries a specific Acuña-style heat that store-bought versions cannot replicate. Finally, inside Billy Bob’s, avoid the main cavernous bars for your first round; the smaller satellite bars near the entrance serve drinks with a more reliable pour and shorter wait times.

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